I have no secrets (posted by Ann)

I have no secrets because I am married to Don, who reconciles credit card accounts within 24 hours of anyone spending more than 17 cents. I momentarily forgot this and charged my trip to Denver to surprise him for his birthday. It actually took him four days to find it, which when I think about it is actually pretty good. He's obviously slacking on the job.

The radar is selective, though. He was looking in detail because the American Express bill is large, and he told me that I needed to reconcile it because he couldn't find any reason why my charges were so high. I don't know how he could miss $5,500 in airline tickets to Europe that are business charges, and are the reason the American Express bill is so high, but find a $300 ticket to Denver.

So much for surprising him for his birthday. As I said, I have no secrets.