What Lani Needs (posted by Lani)

I've seen a ton of people doing this meme on their blogs, and after seeing all the funny results I had to try it out myself. Just search ' needs' using Google or Yahoo search, and see what the first 10 results that pop out are.

• Lani needs to work on her footwork (so true ... I broke a toenail this morning because my footwork sucks and I smacked my big toe into the doorjamb.)
• Lani needs to avoid at all costs the comparisons to Regine (Whoever Regine is I'm NOTHING like her, I swear!)
• Gregor finds Lani intriguing and definitely delectable. His fantasies are getting out of hand when he finds that Lani needs his help rescuing her nephew ... (I had to include the first part of this because, like, Wow. I had no idea, Gregor!)
• Lani needs to pay attention more. (huh? Were you saying something?)
• Lani needs to live. (As opposed to dying? I'd agree with this.)
• Lani needs to be superglued to her perch... (uh ...)
• Lani needs to find out how many people would be interested in this. ("this" was a weekend trip. So! How many people would be interested?)
• Lani needs to find out what is wrong with her relationship (No doubt, no doubt)
• The last thing that Lani needs is a relationship (Wait. Maybe that's what's wrong with it?)
• Lani needs a special home. She does not like change and commotion and is shy and reserved. (And delectable. Don't forget delectable.)

And I couldn't resist this one, even though it wasn't in the top 10.

• lani needs some comments (See? SEE THAT, YA'LL?? Even the great anonymous intarweb agrees that comments are nice.)